Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
It's just like the Real World with babies
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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