ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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