You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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