You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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