why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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