Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I party with great urgency now.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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