Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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