Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
