Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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