i dont even know how to be here
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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