Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
