If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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