dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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