new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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