Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I have post one night stand depression
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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