I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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