That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I bet he comes in French.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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