The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
