So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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