Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
a search helicopter?!
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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