Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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