Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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