so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I smell like Dick and happiness
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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