Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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