is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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