first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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