Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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