Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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