I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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cat food counts as protein by the way
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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