I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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