The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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