At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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