Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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