have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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