your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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