bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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