Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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