Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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