North Korea, Best Korea!
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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