you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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