bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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