At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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