Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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