I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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