Walk of Shame. In a state park.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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