Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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