Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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