I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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