Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
