To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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