i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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