I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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