I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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