sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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