we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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