I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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